carogenous:

mom your deduction skills

there’s a green corduroy vest in my closet and she IMMEDIATELY assumes “no my daughter doesn’t own this hobbit clothing, I think Eliza left her jumper here”

Eliza

Eliza quit leaving your clothes that are really mine at my house jeez i mean manners gosh

oh my god that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard

MY JUMPER FFFFFF

ahhhahahahahahahaaa everyone’s moms think I’m like a legit elfen child or something it’s so good

I need someone now
To look into my eyes and tell me
Girl you know you’ve got to watch your health

(Source: ddofd)

bryankonietzko:

aoenanthe:

Smellerbee by *knknknk

Great fan art by knknknk of an iconic design by Ryu.

this song just makes me really happy

George Harrison-Crackerbox Palace

vondell-swain:

whoop,s my hand slipped

dumbkidgrownup:

Murdoc is a nob | 緑翔ヤモリ

informalsettler:

Illustrations by 肋兵器

You can view the gallery here.

yogdo:

oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

pancakestein:

teal—seer:

stroke a girl’s horns and she’s out yo

aha giiirrrrllllll